We've done it. We've managed to make a hat so overwhelmingly "Dad", it will turn off your lights, fall asleep in the recliner watching Die Hard, and wake up and demand who moved the remote.
Each letter is hand-stitched* with hairs from the nape of John Madden and/or Kurt Russell.
- Insulation capable of withstanding a blizzard**
- +0 resistance to emotional baggage
- Assumedly vegan/gluten-free
- Adjustable strap for one-size-fits-most
NOTE: All proceeds from your order go to support our After School Theater Program and our Theater Competition teams. Spark Theater Company, Inc. is a registered 501(c)(3) non-profit in Dothan, Alabama.
